Beautiful fall day
Far away from Kavanaugh
Welcome Haswell Lab

A dry pollen grain
A drop of water added
Wild type grows slow?

Control responds, too
Oops, onto a new channel
E. coli, and plants

Piezo is big
Arabidopsis has failed
However, moss works

For weak null effects
You do a lot of talking
But who is it to?

Death can be programmed
MSL10 can cause death
Pathway still unknown

To pop and survive
Ion, membrane, wall or else
Who is the driver?

I will advise you
And help plan experiments
First I need coffee 

Grants meetings teaching
Fill days like swelling pollen
Find time for plant love